I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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