Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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