i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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