btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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