Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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