i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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