She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
tell me about the fingering
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