Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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