actually, I'm a sock model
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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