Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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