No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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