let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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