escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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