perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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