You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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