He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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