There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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