I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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