I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
wow bdsm is so cute
Drunk is a universal language darling
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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