Pappa wants mamma naked
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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