I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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