so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think people are normalizing furries
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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