OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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