i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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