Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
thus making me awesome and them whores
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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