Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We're too hungover to prance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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