We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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