She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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