hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.