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• (415): View more from California

  I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  How was jagerbomb pong?

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  It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice

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