Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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