I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice