Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.