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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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(546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money. http://tfl.nu/o990

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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry

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(734): He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry http://tfl.nu/nl2p

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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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(402): as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy. http://tfl.nu/byhd

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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.

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(443): One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done. http://tfl.nu/o8ax

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Church boner. Awkwardddd

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(203): Church boner. Awkwardddd http://tfl.nu/s9a2

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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(615): Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night http://tfl.nu/5cyj

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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.

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(630): a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning. http://tfl.nu/n5pe

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God, you're like boner-b-gone

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(305): God, you're like boner-b-gone http://tfl.nu/0pn8

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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.

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(425): Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight. http://tfl.nu/mywq

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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time

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(570): she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time http://tfl.nu/kzmt

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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself

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(818): Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself http://tfl.nu/kb63

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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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(443): And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks http://tfl.nu/r3ru

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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.

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(731): Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work. http://tfl.nu/qr42

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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents

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(814): the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents http://tfl.nu/oebu

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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...

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(301): I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened... http://tfl.nu/z902

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