She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.