It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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