Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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