Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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