Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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