We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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