please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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