No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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