Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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