Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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