why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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