can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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