i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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