love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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