when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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