Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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