There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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