Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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