He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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