i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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