it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I am mentally ready for anal.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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