end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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