i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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