I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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