He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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