Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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