you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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