Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life

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(313): View more from Michigan

Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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(713): View more from Texas

jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life

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(775): View more from Nevada

How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy

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(770): View more from Georgia

you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.

(678): View more from Georgia

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.

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(352): View more from Florida

Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with

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