She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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