Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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