I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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